dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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