Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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