I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Couch. On fire.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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