She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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