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go home
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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