That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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