see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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