I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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