My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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