I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
