i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm lost and stupid without you.
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
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