you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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