I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
