Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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