I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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