I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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