is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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