nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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