i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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