we have officially lost it.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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