oh god the rape fog is back!
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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