after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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