well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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