He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
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