I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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