a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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