singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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