But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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