Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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