I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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