Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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