"it" just moved
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Randomize
