Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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