I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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