standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
