6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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