their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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