worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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