Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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