We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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