it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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