About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
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