You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
should my penis look like a turkey
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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