I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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