I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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