at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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