Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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