Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I don't deserve a penis
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Never underestimate the power of titties
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Randomize
