the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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