Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Randomize
