fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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