She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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